Shakespeare Language

Yesterday I went hunting but didn't shoot the rascal but I did try to shoot at a rabbit and didn't kill it because the arrow was to Rebate. And once I climb out of the blind I sprained my ankle and that made me a raging wood. And once I got home my ankle was rank as could be. But once I got home I was so hungry I Ravined on my Steak. And Once I was done eating I walk outside and the sky was a rack and it started to rain.

Thou subtle, perjur'd, false, disloyal man!

I think this means that he is calling me a lier and a theif.